**3 Part Post**

1. Some of my top Chuck Norris facts. If you don't know about Chuck Norris Facts, go here:
   

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts

• The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
• CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real time.
• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
• It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
• Chuck Norris uses a nightlight. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendants are known today as giraffes.
• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserabely.
• Contary to popular belief, America is not a democracy. It is a Chucktatorship.
• Chuck Norris does not churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

2. Today i actually looked at univeristy courses! Woohoo! That meant i only looked at Queen's, Trinity, Edinburgh and Oxford. I wrote down 20 courses from Queen's, 20 from Edinburgh, 10 from Trinity & 8 from Oxford. Narrowed down very nicely so far. For those who are interested, here are some of the courses i wrote down:

• Astrophysics
• International Studies
• Aeronautical Engineering
• Structural Engineering + Architecture
• Music Technology
• Artificial Intelligence + Maths
• Physics with Meteorology
• Scandanavian Studies
• Law
• Ethnomusicology

Ok, so im probably not doing the right subjects for half of those, and i'd probably hate doing half of those too. But who cares, i finally did some research!

3. Continuation of the University part. I may go randomly and visit some universities within the next 18 months. If anyone would like to come along for the trip (or laugh), then by all means come along. For the record, i'm not paying for it. Places i'm thinking of visiting are Oxford, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Manchester, Trinity.