Things we learn from the movies

• All women wake up with their makeup perfectly done
• Lipstick never comes off, even while scuba diving
• The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris
• Spaceships always make a "wooshang" noise when moving quickly past the screen
• Bombs always have massive digital displays, and are always diffused with less than 10 seconds til exploding
• The Chief of Police is always black (which i like)
• Baddy snipers are unbelievably crap
• SWAT teams are unbelieveably crap
• American police cars always get trashed in some halarious way
• Flashlights fail pretty damn easily
• In a car chase, the car always hits a fruit stall, and when they crash cars blow up immediately
• Also in a car chase, the good guy is always able to find a decent car/bike/truck, and start it immediately without even hotwiring it
• Stolen clothes are always a perfect fit
• Locks can be picked in seconds, unless you are trapped in a burning building or something like that
• A henchman will spend about 10 minutes chugging bullets at the good guy, then we he gets a clear shot, he runs out of ammo
• An obvious large pane of glass will get smashed
• Medieval peasants always had perfect teeth
• Even though an explosion appears miles in the distance, the sound of it is instantaneous.
• The detective solves the case once he's been suspended for causing havoc by blowing multiple things up
• A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
• Everyone has aviation skills

That's all for now