Thursday, December 30, 2004

Hello, I just shot you in the back.

Yea, that's what i was like after tramping through a field with Bemerson to the back fence of the course, aiming my Yankie replica machine gun and unleashing a swarm of small white pellets into my opponent's back. As shocked and surprised he was at our sneaky tactics, he decided to pretend that he didn't get hit, and sit in his lovely crib of a position behind a big pallet. Ah well, we still won that round anyways. For those who don't know, i was what i like to call "PelletBalling" near Castlewellan. It was good fun, but wasn't as good as Escarmouche in Monaghan.
I'm off to Donegal tomorrow. Is Donegal spelt with one L or 2? It should be good. Have a good new year everyone, don't stay up too late...

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Things of the year

2.30 in the morning is sometimes a good time for my brain to think, sometimes it isn't. At the minute i'd say i'm about half-clued in. Since i don't want to go to bed, i rekon i'll try do this, except i can only think of about 3 things to name...so if it totally doesn't work i'll just bin this post!

Album of the Year - American Idiot
Movie of the Year - Collateral
Place Visited of the Year - Too many, Barcelona or Interlaken
Hostage Dino of the Year - You guessed it
Sleeping on Felt Tip Pens Award - Me

Ok, already i'm talking a pile of crap. So if this post disappears in the next 24 hours, you'll know why...

Friday, December 24, 2004

Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year

Yea, i didn't write cards, so i'll just say it to everyone. Hope it's a good one. Today consisted of completely weird sleeping patterns, football, and trekking into town to try and buy a new cymbal which had just been sold. Damnit. Anyways, the hair is tropical green again (After a failed attempt to dye it blue). I'm expecting Bemerson to be red again.

Thursday, December 23, 2004

...But let's enjoy the ride!

We spent our last 3 double periods of biology doing no work. Two of them were occupied by a Peter Kay DVD, the other one by me showing our teacher how to switch those Dutch people's lights off, and trying to find the tossing santa game without C2K telling me it was forbidden because it was a "game". So what anyways? I need to learn how to get round that system easily...
Anyways, we were watching Peter Kay. This was the first time i'd seen him, and he isn't funny!! There are one or two funny jokes which stand out, but the rest is a complete load of crap which you don't have a clue of how he got onto the topic of it. He changes topic with complete randomness and no reason to. Then makes unfunny jokes about it. For example, one minute he was talking about how his balloons (decor on stage) were being held down by paint cans. Then about 2 seconds later, he was talking about how people walk down stairs, leaving me and a few others sitting there going "what?"
There are most likely people who would totally disagree with me, they may think he's funny, but i don't. If anyone came up to me and tried to argue about it, i'd shove a Bill Bailey DVD in their face. Bill Bailey is halarious, a great stand up comedian. He does all his show using musical instruments. In an obscure way. In one of his DVD's, he talks about the sirens on fire engines or ambulances, and how the sound always sags as they pass. He then has the idea of what they would sound like going into another dimension, so he gets a siren effect on his keyboard and bends the note upwards. It's genius, and damn funny in some cases. To top it off, he then says: "Y'kno, the French ambulances should really go like this.." (Then he plays a big French accordian tune as if it is an ambulance siren).."Yes there is an emergency, but let's enjoy the ride!". You have to see it to see how funny it is.
Anyways, in about 6 hours ill be in a swimming pool. Therefore i should go to bed, or else become nocturnal.

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Mr Grumpy Agro Guy

If anyone hasn't heard the now pretty famous story of that guy at Translink then you are about to read it now. Bascially, i was sitting waiting for the bus to take me home at about 3.45 today when two methody girls who i knew (& who also got the bus) appeared saying they had talking to the information guy at the bus station, who had been really rude to them and told them that our bus wasn't coming. So, as we stood there thinking how the hell we were going to get home, we decided out of interest to send me to ask the guy where the bus was. So off i went.

Me: (Nicely) "Is the 22 coming today?"
Guy: (With Agro, while blowing his top as if i'd eaten his favourite cookie) "No, no there is no 22 coming today, we are on a holiday timetable, so there is no 22 coming today as there are very few schools actually on"
Me: "Well our school is still on, so where's the bus?"
Guy: (With more Agro) "If you have a problem take it with your school, we are on a holiday timetable, so don't take it up with me"
Me: "Nah you're alright. Thanks for all you help" (complete sarcasm)

After clearing off across the road to waste 60p of my money on getting a bus somewhere to get picked up, i was pretty tempted to go in and complain to the guy's face just to annoy him. The whole thing was quite funny, yet it's one of those things where there is so much more you want to say. Like i could have asked him to "take a chill pill", or asked him "What ate the icing off your cake?" After all, i only asked where the bus was. But if i had been cheeky to him, i wouldn't have been surprised if he spontaneously combusted and kicked me over the top of Cave Hill. And yes, a complaint was put it eventually. I don't want the guy to lose his job or anything, maybe he just had a bad day, but apparently he had a repuatation for doing it before, so hopefully he'll get a "little talk" and wise up a bit...or else a certain Gav will have to be sent in...


On a lighter note, carol singing was fun and Elf was way better than i expected (i was thinking it would be a really crappy children's movie, i mean come on, there are adults in full on elf costumes, but it was actually pretty funny :P) Sleep also awaits sometime later on

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

"GLOB"

Yea, i know, if you've worked out my blog name by now you'd realise what i'm talking about. I did realise that i screwed that bit up, but "glob" sounds better than "golb", so i rekon i'll leave it that way. Also, all my posts now have really weird posting times because i only got round to changing the time on this to GMT, so it automatically put all the post times foward by 7 hours of something. Ah well.

This light has been switched 102409 times since July 4, 2000

I can't really think of anything to write, but i may as well post something after 9 days of nothing...update on room: cymbal & drum stuff is in pretty much exactly the same place as last week, plastic bags on the floor, hair dye, french stuff & all the usual on my desk. Can't forget the overflowing bin either. Anyways, while looking (for no reason) at webcams in Norway on saturday morning, i found this site: http://www.sterlet.com It's a dutch site, of dutch people, or their house, with a webcam in most of the rooms. And you can do stuff like turn their lights on and off, give it a try, it can be fun annoying them if they are trying to prepare food :)

Monday, December 13, 2004

Messy

My room is messy.
On the desk there is my CD player, a practise drum pad, pens scattered about, a french dictionary, an Xbox live headset which i need to take back to Game, some school books, swimming times for the Ulsters, orchestra music, a toothbrush + toothpaste, some random CD's, and my student card form which ive had for weeks and haven't taken back yet.
On the floor there is a music stand with music, a guitar amp, leads, a basket full of drum music/broken sticks, a stand with a cymbal mounted on it, a saxophone case, my Tama double bass pedal carry case, a cymbal bag, a speedo bag, floats from swimming, goggles & swim hat, an RAF book, a set of drums pads and Jamie's big fat xbox controller. Ah well

Thursday, December 09, 2004

Scania Irizar PB

So on the way to UTV today, about 2 hours late because they held us back, we travelled in complete style. Like style as in a V.I.P would travel in. We travelled in style for about 1/2 a mile round the corner from school to the UTV studios.
Last year when we did our thing at UTV they send two double decker coaches to take us round the corner. I thought that was good, but this years selection of coaches to transport us were totally immence. We were met by three single decker yellow Scania coaches. Looked pretty snazzy from the outside, but it was only when i looked up through the window after putting the last timp drum in the comparment thing under the coach that i realised that we would be travelling in something looking like the interior of a £60,000 Merc. When i actually got inside it was even better - totally comfortable and snazzy leather seats, which reclined into the perfect position. Footrests which came up in a cool way. Two pretty cool looking TV's. Overhead storage area like in an aircraft. Nice looking lights which dimmed when the coach started moving. Silver all around the place. And without making us sound too posh, some sort of doormat thingys to wipe our feet on at the door if we felt like it. It sorta resembled a spacecraft, and made us feel pretty important.
They are called the Scania Irizar PB, and they are the 'Coach of the Year 2004'. These things are immense, i recommend you travel on them. Why UTV pay for things like that to take us round the corner i don't know, but who cares! they must like us a bit...

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Things we learn from the movies

  • All women wake up with their makeup perfectly done
  • Lipstick never comes off, even while scuba diving
  • The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris
  • Spaceships always make a "wooshang" noise when moving quickly past the screen
  • Bombs always have massive digital displays, and are always diffused with less than 10 seconds til exploding
  • The Chief of Police is always black (which i like)
  • Baddy snipers are unbelievably crap
  • SWAT teams are unbelieveably crap
  • American police cars always get trashed in some halarious way
  • Flashlights fail pretty damn easily
  • In a car chase, the car always hits a fruit stall, and when they crash cars blow up immediately
  • Also in a car chase, the good guy is always able to find a decent car/bike/truck, and start it immediately without even hotwiring it
  • Stolen clothes are always a perfect fit
  • Locks can be picked in seconds, unless you are trapped in a burning building or something like that
  • A henchman will spend about 10 minutes chugging bullets at the good guy, then we he gets a clear shot, he runs out of ammo
  • An obvious large pane of glass will get smashed
  • Medieval peasants always had perfect teeth
  • Even though an explosion appears miles in the distance, the sound of it is instantaneous.
  • The detective solves the case once he's been suspended for causing havoc by blowing multiple things up
  • A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
  • Everyone has aviation skills

That's all for now

Monday, December 06, 2004

TheNightMonkey

This is what TheNightMonkey looks like, in case i pop up on your doorstep or jump onto your car roof some day.

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Who here uses Kazaa or something like it? Bet you do. That's illegal you kno. Hah. I love arguments that record companies have over illegal downloading of music. It's funny because they winge so much about it, even though most of them have the swazzy house and plenty of dosh in the first place.

I should probably point out that i'm only giving my views, so that some lawyer can't come outta nowhere and bust my ass. But most people have the opinion, what's the whole big deal about it?? All this illegal stuff has been going on for years. When casettes were the hype from the 70's, people just went round to each other's houses and recorded other casettes onto blank ones. I have plenty of old casettes which have just been recorded straight off other people's. So what?, people say nowadays.

Then bring along CD's, pretty much the same thing happened with them. First there was the easy way of copying CD's on PC's, the record companies got round that one by protecting the discs. But after that came ripping, where you could put each track of a CD onto your PC within a minute or so. Excellent, people say. I can't really remember whether anything was done about that, perhaps a few warning messages were sent out to scare people..

Ripping of CD's led to Mp3, and of course, Napster. Napster ruled supreme until Lars Ulrich and his band of rich merry bitchers got it shut down(I'll touch on that later). So then everyone went to Audiogalaxy, which was also pretty good. Same thing happened to it. The major player today is of course Kazaa, which cannot be shut down due to it having thousands of servers, so the music is spread out all over the place. Even though becuase of I.P addresses the risk of getting a lawsuit against you is greater, more and more people have turned to stuff like this. Last summer (2003) Kazaa hit it's 320 millionth download. That's insane, as that is about a twentith of the world's population.

2004 has seen an increase in the number of 'legal' downloading sites, such as the reformed Napster. Kazaa has seen a decrease in users, but this is only becuase people are now using smaller download services. The general trend is still that people don't like the ones that you pay for, probably because 1. it's not free. Also you get a track limit, there is less of a selection, you can't rip onto CD's, and the mp3's are all protected in some way.

All i'm doing is putting in most people opinions about the whole thing. In my opinion, i don't rekon record companies should worry as much, they should just ignore it. After all, people do still buy CD's; they are more attractive, make you feel less of a cheapskate and dont have crappy dud mp3's on them. Oh yea, i said i'd touch on Lars Ulrich. He's the drummer for Metallica. He chose not to ignore the whole thing, took Napster to court, got it shut down, and totally destoryed his band's street cred in doing so. The ironic thing is that the only reason Metallica broke through in the 80's was because they traded illegal tapes throughout the underground scene. I like Metallica, i've payed 40 odd and motored down to Dublin just to see them, but Lars just did a stupid thing there... Oh, and their streed cred has recovered, as this guy said he didn't care anymore about a year later.

Madonna fairly got herself into a shambles too. This one is funny. In a message to the youth who downloaded her music illegaly, she gave them the message "What the f**k do you think you're doing?? Overnight, a hacker responded, hacked her website and uploaded her entire new unrealeased album for free download. He also left the message: "This is what the f**k i think i'm doing!!" haha.

Then there's Radiohead. They ignored the whole thing, and nothing happened to them.

I'm done with posting about all this now. That took ages :|

Reunion of the Roses.....

If there's one band i'd like to see reunite or get together for a one or two big gigs right now, it'd be The Stone Roses. Has anyone heard them? I was only some small age when they were kickin' ass in 1990, but they still have plenty of fans today.

Basically, it goes like this: 4 young hip laid back randomers (including Ian Brown) make a band in the late 80's, draw masses of fans becuase of their uncontested unique sound, play some massive shows, get in a twist with their record label, go to court over it, take a 5 year break while in court, return in 1995 with a new drummer, embark on a world tour, cancel half the shows, break up.

It was a total pity, because these guys made unheard of music, which hasn't been repeated to this day. They called themselves pop, but they aren't. They're on the rocky side, but the music can't be given a certain genre. Although it could've been a good thing that they finished when they did, i mean, they could have just crashed and burned, but they stopped when they were good.

I don't really know why i like their music, its just different. There's something about it that gets me involved, gets me hyped. (not with all their songs, just some of them). Apparently they are immense live, but the only live tracks ever recorded were crappy bootlegs. But even from them they sound great. If there was a reunion id try to over wherever they were playing in a flash. Check them out sometime, best songs are 'I am the Resurrection', 'Breaking into Heaven', 'Waterfall', 'Elephant Stone' and 'I'm begging you'. Some of it is frikin' insane music. Don't get me wrong, there are other bands i wouldn't mind seeing reunite, just thought i'd randomly post something about these guys.
Coz they're bloody good.

Friday, December 03, 2004

Joseph

3 separate band rehursals, 2 full rehursals and 4 performances later, we're all pretty pleased to how Joseph went this year. Actually it went really well, only a few slip ups, which weren't too big. Pity it's over. Stuff like that is great.