...But let's enjoy the ride!

We spent our last 3 double periods of biology doing no work. Two of them were occupied by a Peter Kay DVD, the other one by me showing our teacher how to switch those Dutch people's lights off, and trying to find the tossing santa game without C2K telling me it was forbidden because it was a "game". So what anyways? I need to learn how to get round that system easily...
Anyways, we were watching Peter Kay. This was the first time i'd seen him, and he isn't funny!! There are one or two funny jokes which stand out, but the rest is a complete load of crap which you don't have a clue of how he got onto the topic of it. He changes topic with complete randomness and no reason to. Then makes unfunny jokes about it. For example, one minute he was talking about how his balloons (decor on stage) were being held down by paint cans. Then about 2 seconds later, he was talking about how people walk down stairs, leaving me and a few others sitting there going "what?"
There are most likely people who would totally disagree with me, they may think he's funny, but i don't. If anyone came up to me and tried to argue about it, i'd shove a Bill Bailey DVD in their face. Bill Bailey is halarious, a great stand up comedian. He does all his show using musical instruments. In an obscure way. In one of his DVD's, he talks about the sirens on fire engines or ambulances, and how the sound always sags as they pass. He then has the idea of what they would sound like going into another dimension, so he gets a siren effect on his keyboard and bends the note upwards. It's genius, and damn funny in some cases. To top it off, he then says: "Y'kno, the French ambulances should really go like this.." (Then he plays a big French accordian tune as if it is an ambulance siren).."Yes there is an emergency, but let's enjoy the ride!". You have to see it to see how funny it is.
Anyways, in about 6 hours ill be in a swimming pool. Therefore i should go to bed, or else become nocturnal.