Monday, January 03, 2005

More things we learn from the movies...

  • The air vents of any building is the perfect hiding place. You can crawl around to any part of the building, and there is no way anyone is going to look for you in there.
  • When paying a Taxi driver, you can just take any note out of your wallet and give it to him without looking. It will always be the right amount.
  • Parking outside the place you are visiting is not a problem
  • When driving down a straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel vigorously from side to side a few times
  • Grocery bags contain at least one stick of french bread
  • A decent accent is all that is necessary to pass off as a German, you don't need to know the language
  • Chainsaws are always available nearby
  • Movie stars never need to use the bathroom
  • Any computer is adequate to hack into any government system
  • Diffusing bombs is a piece of cake, as you will always cut the correct wire
  • The pizza guy never needs to know your address

1 Comments:

Blogger Stevie P said...

in Lethal Weapon they never cut the right wire??

12:51 AM  

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